Category Archives:

Well you might have forgotten, so I’m reminding you. Rob Brezny’s horoscopes rock the GD planet. Welcome to the Happiness Season, Aquarius. The entire universe is now conspiring to provoke in you an abiding sense of joy and well-being. You … Continue reading →

Please, may my ashes be stored in the body of a Duck?

First, a Taco eating contest. Mmmmm! Tacos! Second, the story of the grape tomato, a tasty, strange fruit/vegetable. Says one man: “I was not a savvy businessman. If I was, I would not have named it ‘grape tomato.’” And finally, … Continue reading →

Is he Slim Shady? If so, is he the REAL Slim Shady? I wish I knew.

I have a few um – baseball caps – is that what you call them if they are constructed with no hope of ever being worn to a baseball game? I mean, there are hats that are obviously baseball hats: … Continue reading →