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The rat bastard who keeps spamming my comments offered this wisdom today: “If one man offers you democracy and another offers you a bag of grain, at what stage of starvation will you prefer the grain to the vote?” It’s … Continue reading →

I learned today that it would be more work to fire me than it is to keep me here, eating bonbons, being a smartass and speaking deplorable French. So walk with me a while as I sit on hold, in … Continue reading →

It is the first result from a google image search for Gordon Campbell: Christina and her cat (I’m assuming.)

Sweet pumpkin pie, it’s November! Things that are not Perfect In Every Way (r) about the new apartment: a) There’s bird poop on my window and how will I get it off when the window opens at the top and … Continue reading →

I think the Globe and Mail is trying to kill me.