Author Archives: cheesefairy

My mom was telling me the other day about a documentary she watched about Hippopotamuses. I wanted to find out if it was true that they are classified with whales and are referred to as “pods.” (not that my mom … Continue reading →

I don’t think it’s fair that I still know all the words to Funky Cold Medina. Maybe I would have finished my BA in 4 years instead of 6 if the space in my brain which contains a Tone Loc … Continue reading →

We already know that the Newfoundland is the best dog. Today I learned (or maybe re-learned – certainly was re-minded) that the Newfoundland Dog has webbed feet!! No wonder I feel a kinship with the great monsterous beasts! Newfoundland RULES! … Continue reading →

Margaret Cho is passionate, funny, smart and loves her dogs!

A flock of fine feathered folks found torturedpotato.com by searching for: 1. celebrity duck 2. cheese addiction 3. i like chips 4. barbeque chips 5. best barbeque chips 6. bill vanderzalm I think somebody’s vying for the position of my … Continue reading →