Author Archives: cheesefairy

(still too lazy to get up and turn off the radio, so CBC is still live from jean jean’s bye bye party) Don’t you think that if you’ve run out of things to say about the outgoing prime minister and … Continue reading →

Paul Anka just sang “Diana” for Jean Chretien. He just called JeanJean “our grand fromage.” Pot? Kettle? Hey, you know that girl who works at the office, the one that has kind of funny hair, like funny weird, not funny … Continue reading →

No shadow no stars no moon no cars november it only believes in a pile of dead leaves and a moon that’s the color of bone no prayers for November to linger longer stick your spoon in the wall we’ll … Continue reading →

I don’t have a full time job. Haven’t since March of this year. As many people who do work have noted, every day for me is like a holiday – less so than at the beginning of my unemployment – … Continue reading →

If Chad Kroeger was a cheese, he would be Danish Esrom. This cheese is like Havarti on crystal meth. You wrap a block of Havarti in some foil and leave it in your toilet tank for three years. Then you … Continue reading →