Author Archives: cheesefairy

Sunday last, at the traily-taily-end of my flu, whom I have named Doug, saint aardvark and I went to the Mall to exchange some pants I bought that didn’t fit. They were $20 pants when I bought them, but when … Continue reading →

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Women and men of the loonie left, Start yer engines! and see the bottom of the page for my new feature. the very bottom. allaway down ‘der.

My butt is aching with a dull sort of grumpiness in the bones behind each cheek. My flu made me lie around for four days. Sometimes it let me sit. Sit. Lie. Sit. Lie. Sore butt. Yesterday I learned that … Continue reading →

I have a flu that makes me feel like I’m wearing underwear made of lead.