Author Archives: cheesefairy

It’s a little rainy, like May should be. May showers bring June flowers, right? On our camping trip, we had to make emergency trips to Pemberton to buy more supplies (bigger tarp, new stove, more beer, again with the more … Continue reading →

This is what some camping looked like:

Well you might have forgotten, so I’m reminding you. Rob Brezny’s horoscopes rock the GD planet. Welcome to the Happiness Season, Aquarius. The entire universe is now conspiring to provoke in you an abiding sense of joy and well-being. You … Continue reading →

Please, may my ashes be stored in the body of a Duck?

First, a Taco eating contest. Mmmmm! Tacos! Second, the story of the grape tomato, a tasty, strange fruit/vegetable. Says one man: “I was not a savvy businessman. If I was, I would not have named it ‘grape tomato.’” And finally, … Continue reading →