Author Archives: cheesefairy

All I want is nachos. All the time. There are these blue tortilla chips? And they are not too salty and not too crunchy and just totally the best? And then there’s the cheese? I like the part with the … Continue reading →

OK, I don’t want to burst anyone’s bubble. Everyone has the right to be happy and live on a wonderful, delusional, sparkly champagne planet of his/her own making if that suits. But I must speak to the condominium development called … Continue reading →

The concept of Smurfs is pretty strange, I’ve always thought. They are small and blue, all have the same last name and have incredibly uninventive vocabularies. They would suck worse than me at Scrabble. I remember watching the Smurfs when … Continue reading →

See, J.Lo, you still want P. Diddy. You’re working your way back to him. You married a dancer, almost married an actor and now you’re back on the block with a fellow musician. Just call Diddy up. I’m sure he’ll … Continue reading →

McGriddle. Pancake sandwich with meat in the middle. Ladies & Gents we have a new award: The James Brown Crack Pipe Award. (JBCPA). Awarded to the individual or group on any given day who most exemplifies the wacked-out, jail-deserving, “are … Continue reading →