Author Archives: cheesefairy

Totally Overblown

Posted on 8/28/2005 by cheesefairy

If you’re going to do laundry, DO IT. Don’t leave it to mildew while I wait for you to come back & move your shit around so I can do my own laundry. Pay attention! Wash takes 35 – 40 … Continue reading →

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Pimp my Geek!

Posted on 8/27/2005 by cheesefairy

I had a fabulous dream last night where two corporate headhunters asked me how best to approach Saint Aardvark about a very high level position working with computers. They thought he was the perfect mix of knowledge and personability but … Continue reading →

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Ew.

Posted on 8/25/2005 by cheesefairy

I’ve got a serious case of the Icks from the phrase, ‘warm regards.’ It positively steams, as a phrase. I am put in mind of: ‘My dog deposited warm regards on Dave’s lawn,’ or ‘Marissa’s diaper contained many of her … Continue reading →

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Anticipation

Posted on 8/24/2005 by cheesefairy

I was struck tonight by the fact that I am not very old. Yet I am not so young that I get dressed up in a metallic dress and sandals and a glittery handbag and ride the bus downtown to … Continue reading →

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Totally Not True, but What I Felt Like Saying

Posted on 8/18/2005 by cheesefairy

“Oh, any monkey with a pot of strong coffee can complete a PhD.”

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