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Sweet Baby – Week 24

The storm has passed. Whatever crawled up Trombone’s adorable bum and polka’d incessantly, causing him to nap a total of one hour on Thursday and 40 minutes on Friday and fill the in-between-nap (can it even be called a nap?) … Continue reading

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Hey! It’s Franklin!

I got up this morning and Saint Aardvark was still here. He’s lucky enough to have the kind of job where he can work from home, if need be, and apparently, need be today as a lot of the lower … Continue reading

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Dear Son

You are not a baby wolverine. You are a baby human. Kindly adjust your behavior (esp. howling) accordingly or I shall be forced to donate you to a zoo. Best, yr. mother

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I Must Break to Address

…the googler seeking “Ibuprofen,” “meth,” “alcohol,” “red bull.” My answer is no.

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Oh! This Week is Long

Him: Dadadadadadadadadada! Me: Can you say “Mama?” … Ma-ma… Him: Blahblahblahblahblah! Me: Ma-ma…Ma….ma Him: RARARARARARARARARARA! Me: You know what? Fine. Be that way. Him: BlahBLAHBLAHBLAH. The baby has discovered his diaphragm. No more wussy, half-baked cries that don’t get anyone’s … Continue reading

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