Monthly Archives: July 2008

Authenticity

“What part do you like least?” said my friend on facebook chat (not the bachelorette friend, a more recent friend.) I hesitated, trying to think of the part of parenthood I like least. “…the screaming?” he added helpfully. “No,” I … Continue reading

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Reason 744 Why Facebook is the Devil

Because if you’re facebook friends with someone (even if you haven’t seen her since grade 3) and she uploads photos of an event that is completely unrelated to you, you can still browse those photos and in this way you … Continue reading

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Scattered Roundup of Wrong Things

First o’ all: I turned on the TV recently. Wrong. It’s July. There’s nothing on. Except the shows that are on after my bedtime, like Swingtown, of which I enjoyed the first episode so record on, you crazy PVR. Instead … Continue reading

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Three From Today

The Role of the Civil Servant in Tonight’s Performance Will be Played by: Trombone! Trombone: Goodbye mummy. (runs to the other end of the house and sits in front of the front door) Me: Goodbye. Where are you going? Trombone: … Continue reading

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Excerpts from My Upcoming Self-Help Book

I used to have a card, I think it was a birthday card someone gave me, that said, “Everything I need to know I learned from my dog.” Maybe you know the one. “Smell everything that interests you.” “Eat and … Continue reading

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