Monthly Archives: April 2007

There is No Love

Posted on 4/30/2007 by cheesefairy

The other day I was in the same room as a Globe and Mail newspaper. I picked it up. I read the STYLE section. Why did I do this? It always hurts to read the STYLE section of the GLobe … Continue reading →

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Renewed

Posted on 4/28/2007 by cheesefairy

You know that feeling when the hangover lifts? You are in a pit of hell of your own making, sludging around in a stinky puddle of bad breath, tasting fragments of conversations you hope you didn’t blunder too badly and … Continue reading →

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I Must Relay

Posted on 4/24/2007 by cheesefairy

Too tired so say much but this. – the cover of the Vancouver Province today read: YES! Now Bring on the Ducks! It’s only by chance that I know they are talking about hockey. I like to imagine what an … Continue reading →

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You Goes for a Walk, You Takes your Chances

Posted on 4/19/2007 by cheesefairy

Dear Vancouver Sun Newspaper, I keep a short list in my head of images I don’t want to see on the cover of a newspaper. This short list includes: – a photo of a man pointing a gun at me. … Continue reading →

Posted in idiots, media, outside, trombone | 11 Comments

Better Living Through Chemistry

Posted on 4/19/2007 by cheesefairy

One good way to eat fewer sweets is to only eat half a cookie at a time. Oho, you say, easy for you to say but me, when I get a cookie, I have to eat the whole thing! Oho … Continue reading →

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