Monthly Archives: March 2007

Joy

Posted on 3/30/2007 by cheesefairy

This is how I feel when I go on the swings, too. Except I have all my teeth.

Posted in trombone | 5 Comments

Three Thoughts from the Road

Posted on 3/29/2007 by cheesefairy

– Y’know, sir, your bumper sticker “I’m only speeding because I have to poop!” would be a lot funnier if you weren’t driving 30 kph. No, no, it’s not a school zone or anything. It’s just a regular road, in … Continue reading →

Posted in idiots, threes | 3 Comments

What Not to Do

Posted on 3/26/2007 by cheesefairy

If, over the weekend, your coffee grinder stopped working and all you had in the house was coffee beans but it was a coffee emergency! so your Aardvark and his brother, who was staying the night, went to get emergency! … Continue reading →

Posted in outside, trombone | 5 Comments

Canada’s Next Top Pole Dancer!

Posted on 3/24/2007 by cheesefairy

OMIGOD everybody! the Miss Poledance Canada competition is going to be in Vancouver on March 29th! No, no, no, zip your pants back up, it’s not an exotic showcase. It’s FITNESS. FITNESS, y’all. It’s a way for women to get … Continue reading →

Posted in outside, sex | 17 Comments

Mama’s Big Day Out

Posted on 3/23/2007 by cheesefairy

I think it was a year ago when I first heard our premier, Gordon Campbell, announce to the province at large that it was time to Have a Conversation on Health. Ostensibly, he wishes to solicit the opinions of the … Continue reading →

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