Monthly Archives: September 2005

Raise the Roof!

Posted on 9/29/2005 by cheesefairy

This morning my clock radio woke me with “Blame it On The Rain,” by Milli Vanilli. I think it’s been 400 years since I heard that song on the radio. Consequently, it is still, four hours later, spinning around in … Continue reading →

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I Can Make All Your Stadiums Rock!

Posted on 9/23/2005 by cheesefairy

*names have been changed* Frankie, the guy who orders our supplies at work is a frat boy who is approximately 18 years old and likes beer. He came by my desk today. Frankie: You’ll never guess what I’m doing tonight… … Continue reading →

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It Just Hit Me

Posted on 9/22/2005 by cheesefairy

Do you suppose America’s Next Top Model is run in “cycles” rather than seasons as a coy way of referring to menstrooation? If so, why has a tampon commercial not yet been one of the challenges? I sure hope this … Continue reading →

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The Transformative Power of Bling

Posted on 9/22/2005 by cheesefairy

With the handy use of my personal video recorder, I was able to condense the bloated 2-hour season premiere of America’s Nextnextnextnextnext Top Model to 1 hour and 10 minutes. Handy, this, as I had foolishly made plans to go … Continue reading →

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Bargains

Posted on 9/21/2005 by cheesefairy

Is it wrong to buy someone a wedding present and then not give it to them? OK, what if it’s chocolates and it’s only PART of a wedding present? The other parts being less edible and more special? What if … Continue reading →

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