Monthly Archives: August 2005

The ‘Ber’ Months

In the last week, I’ve heard a lot of people comment on how it smells like fall, summer is over, bye-bye sun, boo hoo, etc. But this woman has actually fast-forwarded to Christmas! Yowsa!

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Scratch That + Soulsucking PNE!

While I wrote that last entry, the Mighty Mouse underpant owner switched her laundry and someone else with better timing than me waltzed in, ignored my overflowing bag of dirty clothing set pointedly in front of the washing machines and … Continue reading

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Totally Overblown

If you’re going to do laundry, DO IT. Don’t leave it to mildew while I wait for you to come back & move your shit around so I can do my own laundry. Pay attention! Wash takes 35 – 40 … Continue reading

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Pimp my Geek!

I had a fabulous dream last night where two corporate headhunters asked me how best to approach Saint Aardvark about a very high level position working with computers. They thought he was the perfect mix of knowledge and personability but … Continue reading

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Ew.

I’ve got a serious case of the Icks from the phrase, ‘warm regards.’ It positively steams, as a phrase. I am put in mind of: ‘My dog deposited warm regards on Dave’s lawn,’ or ‘Marissa’s diaper contained many of her … Continue reading

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