Monthly Archives: April 2005

Anti-Inflammatory? Thanks – I’ll have NINE.

This morning, jaunting to work, jaunty jaunty. Looked left. Hissed at 24-hours paper guy. Looked right. Growled at Metro paper girl. Ignored Dose hustler because the Dose hustlers ignore me. I’m out of their demographic. Paper box catches eye: “Jail … Continue reading

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Now All the People Who Find this Site by Googling “Ducks Gone Bad” Won’t Be Disappointed

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What is Cheese? Baby, Don’t Hurt Me. Don’t Hurt Me. No More.

Well. When I started th’cheeseblog, it was about cheese. And I had three categories: cheese, not cheese and sort of cheese. Only the “cheese” was spelled f-r-o-m-a-g-e because I was being cute. Har. I’ve noticed over these past months that … Continue reading

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Laugh, Monkeys, Laugh

I happened upon this review in the New York Press of a book called “The World Is Flat.” I had only anecdotal interest in the book but now I fear I must abandon my life as I know it and … Continue reading

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Words of the Day, brought to you by the number 17! And Pie!

Until moments ago, I had not heard the word “canard” in any context other than the obvious “It’s FRAH-NCH for DUCK!” context. But actually, it means: An unfounded or false, deliberately misleading story … among other things. (The other things … Continue reading

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