Monthly Archives: October 2004

Yesterday, the bc NDP opened up a big can of whup-ass and the bc Liberals were the deserved recipients. Look: there they are, crying in the corner of the arena like the Weepo Losers they are. Eat It, gordo. And … Continue reading →

Turns out that you can roll cheese in England. In fact, it is an extreme sport: The rules of the game are simple, you show up, you chase cheese off a cliff, you tumble for a couple hundred yards, then … Continue reading →

With the exception of friday night, when my exhausted mind could not conceive of a more appropriate thing to eat than 8 pieces of pizza, I have had no cheese for 20 days. This means I have beat last year’s … Continue reading →

1. Your powerfully written letter requesting “real change” and “accountability” gains credibility in leaps and bounds if you do not use the “comic” font. 2. You know it is Friday when you wear red shoes to work and when you … Continue reading →

I like it when people use pants in a derogatory fashion, like “your new haircut is pants,” or “Gordon Campbell’s attempt to erase the last four years of assholery by reducing our sales tax by half a percent is PANTS!” … Continue reading →